Thursday, February 28, 2013

Kaacch..!! :D

Now... this post is gonna have some real stuff!
Not only because its about a very close friend, but also about my new SON (seemingly older than me ;D ) Well well, before any of dat sets ur minds racing, i have just adopted a fully grown 20 something Gujarati, left earlobe pierced, with a khandaani double-chin and a somewat bulging belly (wch says "all is well") :P ok now dat just sounded  like the description for a jailbreak accused :D
Lets call him Kach... meaning glass.. well i cud say fragile glass (referring to how well we know him)
Too many adjectives actually to describe him... lets start wid some!! :D
* THE lame PJ devta:
yes! u can't beat him! i bet my fortune on dat :/
for exp:
>me: hey kach! how u doing?
kach: oh im awesome! coz i use cinthol!
.................. :/ seriously? X(

>(looking at my bangle)
kach: ye sone ka hai?
me: ha kyu?
kach: toh sulati kidhar tu isko??
...............aaarrgghh!!

>kach says bachpan mein main chota tha! :)
kyaa??? sorry hum toh bachpan se adult the :/
*THE troll master:
oh god i mean this! nobody troll like kach trolls :P
for exp:
if u ask him to click a picture of u, he will position the camera at u and take HIS OWN pic using the front cam :/ :D
*THE Mr. Bechara:
wen i first asked, how many has Kach dated? the answer was, "i lost count..."
OKAY! now that is the height of sarcasm EVER for Kach! this boy dsnt even know how to flirt! he keeps chatting only wid his sisters all day long! :D hez always been single :P (too rare for a love-struck romantic like him!)
now i really feel like a mother filling up for her son on a matrimony site! :|
*THE Devdas:
undebatedly, this point has to come next! tooo senti regarding just one person!
any girl... and trust me on this, just any girl wud actually KILL for a devdas like this in this age :D
well, the less said the better! :X
lets MOVE ON to the next point ;)
(i.e. if u get my POINT here :P)
*THE Weirdo:
Oooh yes! n i'll tell u why!
Kach will eat rice only with bare hands. he will never use a spoon! WHY? because then otherwise he dsnt get the feel of eating it :O
usually, people eat poha and drink tea. and then ders Kach! y waste energy doing two things? he mixes his tea along with the poha and relishes that! :O :D WWHHAATTT!!!
he loves his wafers way TOO much! Kach alone is enough to put the "Budhani Bros." out of business.
and the most weirdest thing of all, people still call this man normal :D
*THE Tansen:
he will sing to "hey shona...." all day long with dat blessed voice of his (too much, just too much sarcasm intended wid dat adjective :D ) and irritate me to bits! :P
*THE Hasmukh dikra:
yes, he can get that smile on ur face any given time! no matter what hez going through :D :)
(P.S.: that may even include some of his potentially deadly pj's!) :P
                              this post was promised to him eons ago :D because Kach is already too much into future planning. he says he will print this out and show it to his grand kids! :O XD
but i just needed a lil more time on the research ;) wat u read here is not even an ounce of what he really is! unless u haven't met this blonde u don't know him :P OK sorry but i know ur already gonna kill me for publishing some things here ;) but its all worth it ;)
                                                                                                         -Love, Momma :D
hahahaha......................................... :P ;)








Saturday, February 9, 2013

An ode to the lovely society..!

                                        Shopping in the day n blogging by night! seems like a nice Saturday to me ;)
so. sitting by the desktop, downloading songs, munching on some sago snack..(one of my FAV)! ... a scene outside catches my sight. NOTHING unusual. a bunch of "bored by the housework" aunties. no prizes for guessing the round table conference held by them is always gossiping. wonder what updates all the newsfeed! OK! so here lets make a guess. on d possible topics n scrutinize a bit ;)
AAHH! so much fun proving people wrong :P ;)
1.AFFAIRS:
This could effortlessly be labelled as the great Indian gossip stock.
Dear people, if u see a boy wid a girl or vice versa, it dsnt necessarily mean dey cud be lovers. m not saying never! but pls spare the horrifying stares :/ they cud be great friends. it gets embarrassing.
2.STUDIES:
As much as mothers like to brag abt deir children's achievements, dey also humiliate u wen somebdy asks, "beta, padhai kaise chalu hai????" LADY! u forgot to wish d kid on his birthday! how come u no forget result days?? :O and ur mother will say"arey bhabhi! usne toh padhai karna chod hi diya hai!" OMG! how much sympathy did dat just garner! :/  not dat telling people u dnt study made ur scores any better. get ur child to do wat he/she wants to. maybe then u cud hold ur head up high n say, "padhai toh achi hi chal rahi hai!"
3.WEDDINGS:
What's India without dem anyway! if der is a love match, then its upto dem to self employ demselves as detectives n find how dey met, go home n lecture their kids wat great sin it is to fall in love! REALLY? :/
n if its an arranged match, den d boy's mother is flooded wid national issues like.. how much did she get? :O OMG i really had no clue dat d bride is supposed to giv u ur desperate rags to riches story! well its mostly d later case coz in the Biggest Democratic of d world, people dnt hav the right to choose whom dey wanna spend deir life wid! giving boys a great reason to flirt around like, "babe i can date u, but i cant marry u."
4.LOVE/SEX:
Oh common! face it. i dunno why its such a taboo here?
dear aunty jis, with all due respect, if a person.. here mostly a teenager or youth talks about sex its not because dey r spoilt. its more bcoz dey are aware.
n love.. well, much has been said alrdy. a word of advice: love dsnt solely mean eloping, leaving ur family or getting pregnant.
5.SAREES/JEWELLERY/DRESSES:
Alright! now this topic is more sensitive than d above so NO COMMENTS! :X i zip.
but.. well pls do keep ur ideas to ur wardrobes. v like our jeans, leggings, trousers and occasional skirts, shorts n dresses :D it wud be great to not be judged on what u wear :|... Sincerely, Teenagers n Youth!
6.LANGUAGE/SLANG:
Well, u see... some of ur friends are still learning :P
7.USE OF MOBILES:
Honestly, nothing much to hide! v jus like talking to our friends just like you! stop suspecting v have 10 lovers n are love chatting to all! :O (random... but we do have morals. vr not d cases who go arnd flirting with any tom dick and harrys) :)


P.S.: i do not wish to claim dat all aunty jis are d same. iv seen a hell lotta cool moms n auntys. this is intended for pun! :D :P

                                    NOW! dat feels some GOOD!!! :D
Not sure if any auntys are gonna read this, but nonetheless, a one side debate just WON! ;)
                                                                 CHEERS! :D: D :D